Membership Guide (Yes, This Is Exactly What You Should Be Reading Right Now)

First off, thank you for supporting me! Whether you just stumbled in, are thinking of joining, or are a longtime reader coming back from the dead (welcome back, zombie friend), this is your go-to guide for becoming a member. I promise, I’m not just handing you great stories—I’m throwing in a few “member perks” too. But first, let’s lay out some ground rules to avoid future drama.

1. Monthly Content (Yes, I Actually Do Stuff)

So if you want the best bang for your buck, becoming a member is hands-down the smartest move. You’ll get early access, better pricing, and a metaphorical truckload of content before it vanishes.

2. Being a Member Means...

3. Why This System?

Honestly? It’s about fairness.

I don’t want someone subscribing for just one month, downloading a year’s worth of work, and ghosting me like a bad Tinder date—leaving lifelong supporters with nothing extra in return.

So the “limited-time access” isn’t a trap—it’s protection. For you, the loyal readers. And for me, the writer who doesn’t want to end up as another burnt-out content machine working for peanuts.

Those who know me know I’m generous. I hand out free stories, discounts, and sometimes agree to ridiculous chapter requests for free. But I have zero tolerance for folks who want all the good stuff without an ounce of respect for the creator. If that’s your vibe, I’ll happily send you a list of local landfills you can enjoy instead.

4. So Which Membership Should You Choose?

No one loses, everyone keeps their dignity. That’s the kind of transaction I believe in.

5. Copyright Notice (This Part’s Serious)